Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I can count

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t cotton to rapists

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t buy bullshit

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

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I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I see through liars

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

I actually pay taxes

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Sam Rockwell had his head shaved by strippers before quitting 'G.I. Jane' - Entertainment Weekly

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I have a reading level above third grade

I can read

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I understand how hurricane paths work

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?